pregnancy begins when you look at a boy
pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy
pregnancy begins
the dark pregnancy
the dark pregnancy rises
(Source: ameowlia)

OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.
(Source: loserface666)
(Source: fattyteddy)
sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor